Friday, November 11, 2016

[THIS IS NOT A SOCCER BALL] GREAT FOR CHILDREN AND AGING ADULTS

AS LISTED ON EBAY:
WANT TO TEACH? OR, STUDY?
WANT TO MAKE SOMEONE NOT FEEL SO LONELY?

OR, WANT TO MAKE SOMEONE FEEL LONELY?

(IT DEPENDS HOW YOU DO THIS)

NEED A WAY TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE?
CAN'T STAY WITH SOMEONE FOR LONG?
NEED AN EXCUSE TO CONTINUE WORKING, OR
 STAYING BUSY?
 MUST BE A WORKAHOLIC. ;D
WANT SOME FREEDOM, OR PERSONAL TIME?
HERE IS A SOCCER BALL THAT'S NOT A SOCCER BALL!
Requires (3) AA batteries (sold separately)
  • Machine washable with electronics removed
  • 3 interactive play modes - learning, music, and imagination
Encourages learning through active play
HOW MUCH MORE TURDUCKEN DO YOU FUCKEN WANT? 
DON'T KILL YOUR KID NOR YOUR PARENT!!!! 
GIVE THEM FUCKING COOL TOY INSTEAD.
KEEP BUYING AND I'LL KEEP LISTING. 
OTHERWISE LIMITED LIFETIME OFFER. :P 
OR, THEY COULD QUICKLY BECOME COLLECTIBLES (AKA EXTINCT)...
I DON'T TURDUCKEN KNOW. O.O



THE TWELVE DISCIPLES, MINUS TWO


Hint: Figure it out Math majors. ;D

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